It’s 12 February and I just received an e-mail from Screwfix with the subject line ‘Nothing says I love you more than a pink drill’. Once again I find myself wondering how many relationships might fail this weekend thanks to online marketing.
But it got me looking through my other e-mails to see what else I had been sent in the spirit of St Valentine. Retailers seem to fall into categories. Some completely ignore it. Some limit themselves to the extraneous use of the word ‘love’ - eg ‘you’ll LOVE 10% off our lawnmowers’. Others promote specific products – in some cases it’s a relevant range such as chocolates and lingerie, in others it’s just anything that’s pink (see Screwfix). Some go as far as having gift finders or Valentine’s categories on their sites.
But I was pleased to see that a handful of retailers had done something extra this year. Here, in order of brilliance, are my top 3:
1. Thorntons – their ’send a love letter’ viral marketing idea is funny and well-executed. A set of drop down boxes allows the customer to write their love letter and then e-mail it to their loved one. The customer themselves gets a media code for a free box of chocolates if they spend £15 and the recipient is encouraged to buy alphabet truffles.

2. TopShop – to get people to buy vouchers for their beloveds, TopMan ran a competition on their blog. TopShop promoted it to their customers, asking them to take a photo of the nastiest thing in their boyfriend’s wardrobe and e-mail it in (or alternatively put it on Flickr – see what I mean about e-commerce endangering relationships).

3. Faith Shoes – anyone that remembers Matching Pairs, a boardgame from the 1980s, will love Faith’s Perfect Match game. The player gets as long as they need to uncover all of the pairs of shoes and bags. The player that does it quickest wins a £250 voucher. I’m not sure quite how many shoes they’ll sell as a result of Perfect Match but it’s completely addictive.

Let me know if you’ve seen any other examples. I’m off to check all of our cupboards at home and make sure that my other half hasn’t bought me anything made by Black & Decker, pink or otherwise.





